Well Andy, I ate enough for both of us at mum’s. A chocolate cheese cake has been frozen just for you and I’m sure mum wants you round as soon as possible. Your hound went past me when I came home to see if you were there; he didn’t fancy a walk and moped off to the sofa. We finely got out at 6pm and bumped into lots of Louis’ friends and foes. He settled down as soon as we got home; no play, no pestering with toys, wouldn’t have a smacko. Let’s hope he gets over his feelings of abandonment soon or I’ll get him to a shrink before he slips into a deep depression.